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dylanohcryin:

last night i ate 2 drumsticks and i want to have one now also.. someone stop me


me:  my arm hurts
mom:  it's the computer
me:  my eyes hurt
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i have a nosebleed
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i have a fever
mom:  are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me:  im pregnant
mom:  it's the computer
me:  i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom:  the computer pushed you didnt it